Now that it's been scraped clean, this table is as good as any other.

This juxtaposition of a cheeky monkey and a posh sailor outfit is basically permission to 'awww'.

Get yourself a noble Whitebeard Capuchin and then dress him like a banana. Why not?!

This rough-and-ready little waistcoat will make your Capuchin feel like a true pirate.

This outfit suggests your Capuchin has survived more than its fair share of dangers...

Capuchins are almost ten times as adorable when dressed as little bananas. This is Pirate Science.

The cuteness of this little outfit is so intense that many pirates simply cry on sight.

Dress your pet in the ghost of a dead outfit... well we assume that's how these are made.

What's more fun than a Capuchin? A Capuchin wearing a Kraken Outfit, of course. Get them both!

Make your Capuchin a little larger than life with this outfit styled after the famous Kraken.

This mean-looking dragon headdress will help your Capuchin scare the bananas out of your crew.

Make your Capuchin the cutest at the Festival of Plenty - if it isn't too embarrassed to come out.

Astoundingly, the pegleg doesn't affect this Capuchin's rigging-climbing abilities in the slightest.

The monkey of a Legend must be dressed with equal effort to impress.

Adopt a Capuchin monkey and get a Sea Dog Outfit for it at a lower cost, a pirate pet bargain!

This little Sea Dog outfit really makes your monkey feel like a fellow pirate.

Clearly the wardrobe of a monkey of distinction.

Capuchin? More like capturin' our hearts! Right?

On a dark night, it can pay to be able to strike as silently as the stars above.

End up on the receiving end of this astral armament and you'll be definitely seeing stars.

Exploding with a glorious starburst, this cannon flare makes your salvos look like a meteor shower.

Starry-eyed pirates have been known to wish on the cannonballs shot from these celestial cannons.

Look to the stars of this mesmerising capstan they say: 'watch out for that giant rock up ahead'.

Don't be fooled by the serene majesty of this cosmic kitty. The mess it makes is otherworldly.

With its glowing constellations, this cosmic costume doubles as a handy star map for navigating on cloudy nights. Leaves pirates to pick their own hair and beard.

With its glowing constellations, this cosmic costume doubles as a handy star map for navigating on cloudy nights. Comes with a starry hairstyle, and leaves pirates to pick their own beard.

Wreathe yourself in the alien majesty of a crimson night sky, complete with an optional starry hairstyle.

Cut through the darkness with this starry sword. Also works great as a night-light.

The weaponsmith took the brief of 'shooting stars' quite literally for this stellar sidearm.

Purchase or browse just the core components of the compelling Cardinal Lodestar ship set.

For when you want to shoot AT the moon, rather than for it.

Decorated with a guiding star, this celestial figurehead adorns ships that are said to always find their way home.

Passive-aggressive pirates have been known to raise this flag when their captain's sailing has been less than stellar.

The stars have never felt more within your reach!

If you've ever wanted to sail a starship, this astral hull is probably the closest you're going to get.

This astral parrot looks like it knows the secrets of the universe. Maybe it'll tell you - in exchange for a cracker.

The weaponsmith took the brief of 'shooting stars' quite literally for this stellar sidearm.

Emblazoned with a golden compass, these scarlet sails are the favourite of cosmic cartographers.

Light up your ship like a ruby sky studded by stars with the Cardinal Lodestar ship set! Excludes Collector's variants.

Set your ship's name among the stars with a crest that embraces the night sky.

The stars that decorate this spyglass are a great guide for amateur astronomers learning to chart the heavens.

How strange, for such small blades to be brimming with such infinite starlight.

Leave your enemies seeing stars with these Cardinal Lodestar weapons!

If you can't see the stars wheeling overhead, use the stars of this glimmering wheel to guide your ship to safety.

Your Captain's Logbook is always reliable, even if your memory is fuzzy...

Raise this flag in celebration of a carefree Captain and their crew, then go find some fun!

A Ship's Banner that tells approaching crews: this is a ship sailing in search of merriment.

Pick a name for your ship that's sure to raise a smile, then show it off to the seas!

A light, airy dress that's perfect for summer - or pretty much any day on the Shores of Plenty.

It's wise to keep a sharp blade ready when you dress as Carla, Sword Master of Mélée Island. Includes her hairstyle.

It's wise to keep a sharp blade ready when you dress as Carla, Sword Master of Mélée Island. Retains your pirate's hairstyle.

Dress as Carla, the Sword Master of Mélée Island, in a set that includes versions with or without her hairstyle.

An ornate fusion of land and sea that most foes won't have long enough to appreciate.

What better carving to guard your hand than the unbreakable shell of a turtle?

Channel the steadiness of an oak tree to line up that perfect long-range shot.

The smooth, tide-polished surface of driftwood makes for a surprisingly comfortable grip.

Charting the seas can be a scattergun process, and this geographical gun mirrors that perfectly!

Plot your line of fire with fine filigree and blast your enemies from the map!

If you're grappling with grim enemies instead of geography, this sword will be as handy as a compass - only more pointy!

While plotting a course, always keep one weather eye on the horizon - you may locate enemies lurking there!

Show that you're never on the final leg of your journey with this ornate piece.

With a love of lines and points, this flintlock will really put you on the map!

Decorate your skin with a map of the Sea of Thieves to ensure you'll never get lost again.

A familiar weight in the hand, with an edge still as sharp as when you voted on your first Voyage.

A tumble of luxurious locks to make your enemies envious, although skeletons are envious of any hair at all.

No need to worry about fresh powder burns on a weapon already blackened by years of service.

A cutlass doesn't need frills or eye-catching colours to do the job it was made to do.

Deliver death from a distance with an Eye of Reach that's seen more combat than most.

An unassuming weapon that might sit at your waist unnoticed until you have cause to use it.

A plucky old banjo, mostly held together with spit and good intentions.

Contains a voyage's worth of spilt food, now dried and impossible to remove.

Easily adjustable by simply tying on a bit more rope.

Once prone to barrel explosions after overfilling with shot. Should be OK now though.

For those that like to feel the deck beneath their feet and the sand between their toes.

Previously used as a slop bucket by a crew who ate nothing but rotten bananas.

A cannon with a crack in the barrel is still perfectly safe. For decorative purposes, anyway.

This capstan is sturdier than it looks, but the splinters are a nightmare.

Did you know you can navigate by the North star? You might need to if you buy this.

The handles fell off long ago, but nothing a bit of rope and some nails haven't fixed.

Full of notches, but it's still got plenty of space to collect lots more.

When 'Two Hooks Tom' lost both hands to a shark, he decided to make dresses instead.

Not sure this can still be called a drum but it's an interesting conversation piece that sounds like a drum.

Requires the steadiest of hands. Not for ensuring a hit, but to prevent this rifle falling apart.

Once worn by legendary pirates. Not as an eyepatch though, but as their underwear.

A dirty, ugly fish that dwells unloved where nothing else lives? The ideal pet of any Bilge Rat.

A bendy stick with a distinct aroma of fish. Close enough, right?

Show that you're on the hunt for Doubloons, and with a nose for adventure!

Years of not-so-honest hard work has worn away these once pristine gloves.

There's far more important things in a pirate's life than cutting your hair.

Bitten by parrots and shot through by Skeletons, this hat tells its own tales of woe.

Fashioned from the oarlock of an old rowing boat found abandoned in the Wilds.

It's been crashed and repaired so many times we're not sure if any of the original paint remains.

Suffered a few minor scrapes after a lively shanty session in the tavern at Golden Sands outpost.

One careful owner, followed by several careless ones.

Don't be too rough with it, or you might find yourself in a bit of a dark place.

Rather than light a campfire with this rotten driftwood, we made it into a leg instead.

This previously owned pistol comes with a two hour or two shot guarantee, whichever occurs first.

If it stops working, just bash it against a rock. Everybody else has.

Be careful how much you raise and lower these, they're getting a bit threadbare and may rip.