Play a charming ditty for your high society friends... Or for your pirate scum mates.

You didn't say 'best-dressed buccaneer', but if people want to say it about you, let them.

An elegant lantern, perfect for poetry in the garden at midnight. Or pirate stuff, if you insist.

Gleaming decorations make this the fanciest flintlock around.

A delicate timepiece, suitable for a seafarer with many functions to attend.

These sails are made from the finest silk. You're a pirate, not a barbarian.

Seems a shame to get dirt and sand on this shovel. But, more treasure means more finery.

One does not raise one's voice to address one's crew. Use this instead.

This fine spyglass is ideal for watching for one's suitors on a summer night.

The taverns may be filthy and common, but that doesn't mean your tankard has to be.

They're not 'white' trousers; rather, they're an exquisite melding of hand-picked, cream-coloured hues.

Other pirates should know that you're the cream of the crop. Stand proud at this jewelled wheel.

You can really twirl your moustache with this fanged facial hair.

Let this snakeskin wrap around your waist.

These serpentine shoes were made for sea snake-style strolling.

Slither into this forked-tongue fashion item!

When you're one eye down, try to tip the scales in your favour.

Gear up with these gauntlets of grey snakeskin!

The head of a snake for the head of a rake!

No slippery customer is complete without a snake-headed hook!

Wrap yourself in the snake's coils to feel sleek and sinuous.

Give a Gorgon a run for its money with this gorgeous hairdo.

This snake is wound around your wooden leg to instil fear!

Show off your snakelike guile with coiled collar and cuffs.

Boo! Hiss! It's the most poisonous ponytail to ever grace the seas.

Dark these are, and golden-eyed.

Bad luck! You've been afflicted with a bad Curse. Or good luck if you like that kind of thing!

This glowing, plant-like curse is proof that you ventured into the Sunken Kingdom in search of a sad secret...

Wear the dark stains of the Order of Souls, caused by using kraken ink to see beyond this world.

A gem-studded, gold-bladed weapon inspired by the legend of Captain Briggsy. It never asked to be curved!

The hat of a Cursed Captain whose crew mutinied against him long ago. Smells a little dusty.

Glowing sails flown by a ship of dark deeds. Hopefully your crew will enjoy a brighter future.

The Cursed Ferryman Big Bundle includes the full ship set (with Collector's items) and weapons, Davy Jones Cursed Costume Set, Tia Dalma Costume, Condemned Captain Monkey pet, Castaway Cat pet and two paintings to decorate a Captained ship.

Do you fear death? Then make sure you're holding this weapon the right way around.

When cannons are clogged with seaweed, the smell is even worse than the holes they cause.

Pirates will need a firm grip to keep hold of these slimy, kelp-covered cannons.

A gloomy capstan topped with a bearded visage - or are those tentacles? Hmm...

The handle is shaped like a cephalopod. The blade is shaped like something sharp and pointy.

Pick up just the core components of the Cursed Ferryman Ship Collection to show your crew the true meaning of eternal servitude.

A slender, eel-like shape that's perfectly suited to eternity under the waves.

A figurehead that resembles nothing so much as gaping jaws, ready to devour the pirate's life.

Pirates who spy this grim flag on the horizon fear that their time on the sea is nearing its end.

A sombre hull, the wood of which has been faded by years lurking beneath the waves.

You're not imagining it - there's definitely something fishy about this pistol...

Sails emblazoned with the tormented faces of long-forsaken souls who made a dark bargain.

Strike fear into the hearts of superstitious sailors with this terrifying ship set. Excludes Collector's variants.

A collection of four weapons, salvaged from the depth of the sea to bring sorrow to your enemies.

Take hold of this barnacle-encrusted wheel and who knows when you might next walk on land?

Beware of any blood, bilge or Kraken ink on that lovely slice of cake.

The Cutlass of Courage is so named because it's actually terribly blunt.

An antique weapon, lost under the waves for so long that it has become encrusted with coral.

Biting with the fiery rage of a dragon, this cutlass will cleave through any challenger.

From the wreck of the Bristling Barnacle, this blade seems fun but has a treacherous legacy...

A pirate who seriously mistimed their sword lunge took this weapon with them to the Ferry, and left it there.

From the wreck of the Silent Barnacle, this blade seems fun but has a treacherous legacy...

From the wreck of the Wailing Barnacle, this blade seems fun but has a treacherous legacy...

For the air of dignity it grants you, dressing as Cutler Beckett is really just good business. Changes your hairstyle.

For the air of dignity it grants you, dressing as Cutler Beckett is really just good business. Keeps your hairstyle.

Dressing as Cutler Beckett is really just good business, with this costume set containing two variants - one with a matching hairstyle, one without.

Known for the thunderous crack it makes when fired, this full-bore blunderbuss could break your shoulder if you're not careful.

A distinctive crimson blast laced with strange, otherworldly sparks... or are they cinders?

Count the heavy blows you land on your foes with these ultra-stylish cannons!

Drop anchor swiftly to execute sharp turns, perfectly in tune with your instinct for battle.

From two-headed ogres to towering gargoyles, this cruel cutlass is said to have felled all manner of legendary foes.

A masterpiece crafted by a shady branch of weaponsmiths. Show your quarry no mercy with this fearsome bladed firearm.

Fear the piercing gaze of this figurehead, immortalising a well-armed and armoured aggressor.

The stories say this flag once belonged to the victor of a ferocious fighting tournament.

Beware humiliation at the hands of a cutthroat whose hull displays these wicked blades.

The favoured pistol of an infamous duellist, this spiked sidearm earned them a streak of supreme victories.

Make these letters signify whatever you like, from Keelhaul Incident to Kissing Invitation.

This bundle contains all the basic Cutthroat ship cosmetics, excluding Collector's variants.

A jagged prize said to have belonged to the supreme victor of a fighting tournament. They must have been a real trailblazer.

Hone your killer instinct with this set of four vicious-looking weapons.

Steer swiftly and fearlessly into battle with this sleek wheel. It's the way you move.

This is the kind of flashy trick that you can only ever get wrong once.

If you know that daggers can impress as well as menace, this bundle is perfect for you.

A short dress with a loose belt that says 'I can shoot and rob you and still look cute'.

You can get a real taste of the fires of battle with one of these in your Armoury.

Unleash war upon your enemies from the boiling barrel of your new favourite blunderbuss.

Each and every shot you fire just became that much more malevolent.

At last - a cannon that can stare at you reproachfully if you miss your mark.

It is said that only the true Dark Warsmith can pull the sword from this capstan...

This special figurehead comes complete with its own tiny prisoner. Well, what's left of them.

Don't look too closely at the intricate design of these sails. The devil is in the details.

Don the mantle of the Dark Warsmith, a fabled Skeleton Captain who wished only to be the most feared pirate on the Sea of Thieves.

Don the mantle of the Dark Warsmith, a fabled Skeleton Captain, without the iconic facial hair.

Spark terror on the waves as the Dark Warsmith, wreathed in ethereal fire, with or with or without a belligerent Beard. Includes Evil Laugh Emote.

This cutlass glows so fiercely, it could almost be straight from a weaponsmith's forge.

It's remarkable that the twin barrels haven't melted under their own unbearable heat.

Purchase or browse just the core components of the fearsome Damned Dark Warsmith ship set.

Be careful how you handle this accursedly hot rifle. You can't pull a trigger with burned fingers.

When one brig just isn't enough, you could try cramming a crewmate into this cage.

For when the skull and crossbones design just isn't outrageously evil enough.

Bring the heat of battle right to your opponent's doorstep with one well-aimed shot.

Adorned with swirling emerald flourishes that almost seem to resemble infernal smoke...

When pirates talk about 'the heat of battle', they may be referring to this spectral flintlock.

Sails particularly suited for sailing through The Devil's Roar - but maybe not the Devil's Shroud.

Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies with the ethereal fires of the Sea of the Damned. Excludes Collector's variants.

Any ship's name that evokes dread in all who read it is worthy of a Ship's Crest to match.