Sticky and a little threadbare, but there's still life in this old rug. Weevils, mostly.

A good-as-new table made from an old, broken table - and some glue.

The best thing about this makeup is that it helps disguise the side-effects of too much celebrating...

What better way to commemorate their explosive antics than with some Bilge Rat body art?

A little enthusiasm makes everyone's day! Spread some cheer with this friendly gesture.

Bilge Rats are very keen and supportive, especially if someone just bought a fresh round of grog.

Did you know you can navigate by the North star? You might need to if you buy this.

The handles fell off long ago, but nothing a bit of rope and some nails haven't fixed.

Full of notches, but it's still got plenty of space to collect lots more.

Bilge Rats are known for their love of grog and dancing. There is almost certainly a connection.

When 'Two Hooks Tom' lost both hands to a shark, he decided to make dresses instead.

Not sure this can still be called a drum but it's an interesting conversation piece that sounds like a drum.

Eight emotes that are perfect for a Bilge Rat: adventurous, cheeky and down to earth.

Requires the steadiest of hands. Not for ensuring a hit, but to prevent this rifle falling apart.

Once worn by legendary pirates. Not as an eyepatch though, but as their underwear.

A dirty, ugly fish that dwells unloved where nothing else lives? The ideal pet of any Bilge Rat.

A bendy stick with a distinct aroma of fish. Close enough, right?

Years of not-so-honest hard work has worn away these once pristine gloves.

There's far more important things in a pirate's life than cutting your hair.

Bitten by parrots and shot through by Skeletons, this hat tells its own tales of woe.

Fashioned from the oarlock of an old rowing boat found abandoned in the Wilds.

It's been crashed and repaired so many times we're not sure if any of the original paint remains.

Suffered a few minor scrapes after a lively shanty session in the tavern at Golden Sands outpost.

One careful owner, followed by several careless ones.

Don't be too rough with it, or you might find yourself in a bit of a dark place.

Your natural charisma shines through when you're a carefree Bilge Rat.

Rather than light a campfire with this rotten driftwood, we made it into a leg instead.

This previously owned pistol comes with a two hour or two shot guarantee, whichever occurs first.

If it stops working, just bash it against a rock. Everybody else has.

When you're this drunk, it's hard to point at just one thing at a time.

Be careful how much you raise and lower these, they're getting a bit threadbare and may rip.

Made from the sails of shipwrecks, after a while you'll forget about the slightly odd smell.

Would you believe that's still the original handle? Lots of digging left in it yet.

True lazing around is an art form that you've perfected.

Let's be honest - pirates like you just sleep wherever they drop.

Don't remove the leather straps, and don't ask why.

Its lens fell out years ago, but luckily a new one's been made from the bottom of a rum bottle.

Once drank from by Captain Bones. And his father. And his grandfather before that.

Rats were nesting in these, but after a quick wipe over you'd hardly tell.

You can tell this is a Bilge Rat wave by the slightly drunk wobble.

The weapon you have equipped will determine which confident, combative pose you strike.

The weapon you have equipped will determine which confident, combative pose you strike.

Let the enemy decide whether you're dangerous or just drunk with this set of expressive emotes.

Held together by many bodged repairs, this wheel may not always turn (and may not always stop).

A replica of the bold Bittersweet Battlegill, mounted for display aboard ship.

Almost imperceptible once the sun has gone down, besides the sharp gleam of its eyes.

A firmly bound fashion choice for a pirate who knows no boundaries.

This ominous black belt might put the fear in foes, but it won't make you any better in a fight.

Made for creeping around with shadowy footsteps, but easily lost if you take them off in the dark.

When all you want is to brood over a sad shanty, this will ensure the mood is sombre.

Like a shadowy tongue, flicking out and sucking life. Just don't accidentally cut yourself.

As dark as the malevolent stare in your eye.

Hands that do dark deeds need gloves to match.

Almost as black as the nefarious thoughts in your head.

Easily the most popular choice at pirate funerals. Hopefully not played at yours.

Some say it's a shroud that wraps your body in mysterious darkness. Others say it's just a jacket.

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Hewn from ebony beyond the Wilds, it's sinister tap heralds your ominous arrival.

Their plain black simplicity creates a subtle air of mystery. Also hides the dirt really well too.

The perfect paint for a pugnacious pirate!

Moody, mysterious and always in fashion.

The fiery phoenix is reborn and soars across the waves, dragging your ship behind it.

The phoenix motif on this flag glows at night, and will really confuse passing ornithologists.

The scorching heat of the phoenix's eternal flame has certainly taken its toll on these sails.

Remember the time you blew up that huge keg? Now tell other people!

No matter how basic the design, a bit of black dye can make any garment look stylish.

Are they black, or really, really dark grey?

Just in case your clothes are stolen by another pirate, wear some impressive underwear.

A replica of the inquisitive Blackcloud Wrecker, mounted for display aboard ship.

The large buckle reflects your stature, but also increases the chance of being struck by lightning.

Boots so shiny you can see your face in them, but no promises you'll like what you see.

Both practical and formal, in the highly unlikely chance of attending a society ball on the seas.

Promotes an air of undoubted experience in battle, just don't let your crew see it's just for show.

Getting your hands dirty is for dishonourable types, so wear these gloves and sniff your innocence.

A hat makes the pirate, so look no further than this distinguished but impractical headwear.

Don't wipe sea spray from your eyes or you'll be wearing an eyepatch too.

We'll keep adding silver buttons until everyone's fooled into giving you the desired respect.

A wooden leg doesn't lessen your duty. It's no excuse for getting stuck in the deck grille though.

Extra starch ensures you'll stay smart in the roughest of storms. Smarter pirates avoid them though.

A fine pair of immaculately pressed breeches that are nearly as uptight as you are.

Two genuine swords were salvaged from a battleground to form the heart of this trophy.

For use when another pirate talks too much. If this fails, shove a mango in their mouth.

Someone's about to pin their grievances to the Captain's door, or paint a wanted poster of the villain who ate all the shark steak.

A no-nonsense approach to buckling up ready for cannon action!

Solid footwear is needed to keep a grip on a slippery deck while aiming.

These leather gauntlets will tell everyone that you mean business when it comes to cannons.

Don these goggles to protect you from smoke while you're pulverising the enemy with cannon fire!

Solid, practical and dependable. A tunic literally made for you.

Firing cannons takes its toll - even on your trousers! And these show all your battle scars.

Sturdy and dependable, this pegleg glows with the same fire that claimed your leg in the first place.

Taken down from the wall of ruined Bleakheart Manor and put to use as a powerful tool for survival on the seas.

Said to be a sign of the Banshee savouring every soul sent to the Ferry by these cannons.

A token of esteem from a great sailor to the parents of their intended bride, before the tale culminated in tragedy.

The chandeliers of tragic Bleakheart Manor have long since fallen, but this one at least still serves a purpose.

Dress as a grim spectre from Sea of Thieves legend, whose devotion to a love lost at sea led to an afterlife seeking retribution.

A blade honed to cleave a heart as cleanly as that of the forlorn spirit whose family once owned it.

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A fine hunting weapon used sparingly by a cursed line of maritime aristocracy. The curse, hopefully, isn't contagious.